Internet Addiction...:)

You May Be an
Internet Addict if…
• A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy-for a year!"
• All your friends have an @ in their names.
• As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to hit the "back" button.
• At work, the boss constantly reminds you that the word i should be capitalized.
• When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
• When someone asks, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"
• You can't call your mother because she doesn't have a modem.
• You can't remember how to work the TV remote control.

• You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
• You consider being called a "newbie" a major insult.
• You fall asleep, but instead of dreams, you get IMs.
• You have two telephone lines but no telephone.
• You log off and the message begins with, "You were on for 3 days, 15 hours…"
• You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you had an "Ignore" button.
• You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP because you never log off.
• You see an underlined sentence in the newspaper and have the urge to double-click it.
• You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
• You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
• Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll.
• Your dog has its own home page.
• Your goldfish has its own web site.
• Your heart races each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.
• "Where did the time go?"